Me at the Oscars....

I was cleaning out my closet and found a few items. I had a friend that ran the limos for the Oscars. She asked if I wanted to help do them and see a lot of famous people in the mean time. Here are my badges. I guess I didn't like one of my pic's. It was pretty cool. I sat at a table and everyone had to come to me and give me their ticket and I had to call down to the Hollywood Bowl and have them send their limo. I met Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Cameron Diaz, Richard Gere, Meryl Streep, Andy Rooney, plus a lot more. They were all pretty cool. The only arse was Sean Connery. He got pissed at me that I told him his limo was going to take 45 min. to get to him. Just because he is Sean we can't magically fly his in a head of everyone else. .......I was also like, dude you are wearing a kilt...step off. It was cool for a couple years and then I was like you people aren't that cool - call for your own limo........